TWETYBIRDETHAN

ME,MYSELF & I

HI IM ETHAN. I LOVE SPORTS, THE GAME I FOLLOW IS RUGBY LEGUE. I AM A NIUEAN. THE MOVIES I LIKE ARE HUMOUROUS MOVIES. THE LATEST ONE I HAVE SEEN IS HOT ROD. IT IS ABOUT A 19 YEAR MAN, HIS NAME IS ROD KIMBLE. HE IS TRYING TO GET ATTENTION FROM HIS STEP DAD BY BEATING HIM UP. & AT THE SAME TIME HE IS TRYING TO GET HIS NEXT DOOR NEIBOUR TO LIKE HIM.

CRACK ME OFF

OK ENOUGH ABOUT ME. I WANT TO KNOW HOW HOUMOUROUS YOU ARE WRITE ME A JOKE AND MAKE ME LAUGH.... COMPETITION END APRIL 20TH SO GET IN QUICK

OUR FIRST COMPETITANT IS MATTHEW MANUKUO:CRACK ME OF! ! ! ! ! HOW DOES A SPIDER GO ON THE INTERNET? HE SEARCH'S THE WEB HA, HA, HA, PRETTY FUNNY COME ON AND SEE HOW GOOD HE WAS

NEXT, HERE FROM OWAIRAKA PRIMARY SCHOOL STANDS PADDY(MY SCHOOL MATE) SO FAR HE IS THE BEST CHECK IT OUT A. A RED BUCKET Q. What is blue and looks like a bucket? A. a red bucket in disguise ||
 * || WHATS RED AND LOOKS LIKE A BUCKET

WHATS GREEN AND HAS WEELS? GRASS,I LYED ABOUT THE WEELS!

WHY DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD!! (i know this joke is stupid but its still funny)

WHATS GREEN, FUZZY AND IF IT FELL OUT OF A TREE, WOULD KILL YOU? A POOL TABLE!

story joke. TOO KIDS (jonny and john) ARE AT THE ZOO. JONNY SAYS LETS GO TO THE PRIMATE SECTION,  OK SAYS JOHN, SO THAY GO TO THE PRIMATE SECTION AND JOHN SAYS I BET I CAN MAKE THE GORRILA IMATATE ME,  FAT CHANCE, SAYS JONNY. SO JOHN HOLDS HIS THUMS TO EACH OF HIS EARS AND WIGGLES HIS FINGERS, THE GORRILA DOES THE SAME THING BACK, IT WORKED SHOUTED JOHN, SO JOHN POKED HIS TOUNG OUT ,THE GORILLA WENT CRAZY , IT BROKE OUT OF HIS CAGE, GRABED JOHN AND BASHED HIS HEAD AGAINST THE CAGE AND THEN PEACEFULLY AND QUITLY HOPPED BACK INTO HIS CAGE, AND SAT DOWN. WHILE JOHN WAS IN HOSPITAL, JONNY WENT TO ASK WHY THE GORRILA DID WHAT HE DID? THE ZOO KEEPER REPLYED IN GORRILA LANGUGE, POKING YOUR TOUNG OUT IS LIKE DOING THE FINGERS JONNY THEN WENY BACK TO TELL JOHN IN HOPITAL WHY THE GORRILA DID IT. JOHN DIDNT CARE, HE WANTED REVENGE. AS SOON AS HE GOT REALESED HE WENT BACK HOME, TOOK HIS LITTLE BROTHERS SOFT TOY HAMMER, AND GOT A REAL HAMMER. HE THEN WENT TO THE ZOO WERE HE CHUCKED THE REAL HAMMER INTO THE CAGE AND KEEPED THE SOFT ONE. HE HELD HIS THUMS TO EACH OF HIS EARS AND WIGGLED HIS FINGERS, THE GORRILA DID THE SAME THING BACK, HE THEN RASED THE TOY HAMMER OVER HIS HEAD AND BROUGHT IT DOWN AND HIT HIS HEAD THE GORRILA DOES THE SAME THING ,EXEPT BEFORE HE HITS HIS HEAD HE STOPS ,AND POKES HIS TOUNG OUT!

WHY DO DUCKS HAVE WEBBED FEET? TO STOMP OUT FIRE. WHY DO ELEPHANTS HAVE FLAT FEET? TO STOMP OUT BURNING DUCKS!

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SNOT AND CAULIFLOWER? KIDS WILL EAT SNOT!

WHAT DID THE FISH SAY WHAN IT HIT THE CANCRETE WALL? DAM!

MOTHER. timmy,what did your father say whan you threw the baseball through the window? TIMMY.do you want me to leave out the bab words? MOTHER. yes please. TIMMY.well if we leave out the bad words i guess he said nothing!

TOM. mum why are we pushing our car of the cliff? MUM. shosh ,or you will wake your father! ( this joke is really sad but funny in a sick way)

SON. dad please dont make me go to camp with my sister, i'll give you 20 bucks if you keep her at home! DAD. why timmy, she's your only sister! think of all the years you've spent with her. SON. your right, i'll give you 40 bucks, but i'm not going any higher!