Paddy+and+Ethan's+insults

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! INSULTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part of being a boy is enjoying a good insult. I say 'enjoying' because boys now that when done properly,one of the best parts of friendship can be insulting or dissing your mates. It's an excelent day when you can hang out with your mates and get into some good zingers. hey, if you cant laugh at yourself, why not make fun of your friends!

LETS GET GOING! To a friend you want to call 'ugly'... 1.your ugly! 2.your so ugly that when you were born, they put tinted windows on your hospital room! 3.can I borrow your face for a few days, my buts on holiday! 4.You want to see something really ugly? (he will reply 'sure' then say...)look in the mirror! 5. you so ugly you make onions cry!

To a 'chubby' friend... 1.your chubby! 2.your a lovely all round person,it just takes a while to walk 'all round' you! 3.you remind me of a map, a globe to be excact!

To a friend who's just got a haircut... 1.Your haircut stinks! 2.Did a lawn mower attack you! 3.Hey, nice haircut, must have been free at the barber!

To a friend who's 'short'... 1.Hows the weather down there! 2.I dont trust short people, their brains are to near their butt!

To a friend you want to call stupid... 1.Your stupid! 2.You want to see something really stupid? (he will reply 'sure' then say...)look in the mirror! 3.Brains arent everything. in your case there nothing! 4.I dont think your stupid, but whats MY opinion worth against all the other people who disagree with me?

To a friend who sings with a 'bad voice'... 1.your voice stinks! 2.you could'nt carry a tune if it had a handle on it! 3.your voice could rip furr of a camel's butt!

To a friend who's just insulted you ... 1. Oh yeah! 2.you must be tired of living, prepare to die! 3.I know this is'nt a perfect world, because your in it!