PADSTASTHEMAN

Hi my name is Paddy, I am a school kid,(I go to Owairaka Pramary School). I am nine yers old, I love to play lots of sport like rugby,cricket, swimming and many more sports, but most of all I like soccer. I have many relatives like Mum, Dad, Grandma, Granny,two brothers (Ben and Tim), ten cousins.Some pets too, three cats, one dog and two gold-fish.I love comedy movies and jokes like..Hot Fuzz, Madagasgar 2, Summer Hights High, (movies) and ...

Q. whats red and looks like a bucket? A. a red bucket!

Q. whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a red bucket in disguise! LOL

(a joke)

As you can see I love houmour.So send me a joke and make me laugh!

ok, enough about me I want to know about you,send me anything about yourself.Humour,jokes, personality, basically anything. Thanks for reading, bye!

This is Ethans joke... HOW DO YOU GET A ELEPHANT IN TO A CAR YOU OPEN THE DOOR LOL!!! also... THERE WAS AN ALIEN AND ALL HE COULD SAY WAS MEMEMEMEMEMEME SO HE WENT PASSED THE BUTCHERS & HERD THE BUTCHER SAY KNIFE AND FORKS X 3 SO HE LEARNT THAT AND THEN HE WENT PASSED A CHURCH AND HERD THEM SING HALLELOYAX3 AND THERE WAS A MURDER DOWNTOWN SO HE CHECKED IT OUT. THE POLICE MAN SAID WHO KILLED THIS PERSON THE ALIEN SAID MEMEMEMEMEME WITH WHAT THE POLICE GUY SAID NIFE AND FORKS X 3 THEN THE POLICE GUY SAID YOUR GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG TIME & THE ALIEN SAID HALLELOYAX3 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOL