yo+mama+jokes

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant looks at the menu and says "okay!" Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"